0w0b:
When someone challenges you to a game you’re secretly a boss at and you’re like
When someone challenges you to a game you’re accidentally a boss at and you’re like
When someone challenges you to a game they are boss at and you win by sheer button mashing anyways.
when someone beats you at a game you’re boss at
not knowing how to play a game so your friend explains
When you don’t know how to play a game, but your friend is a boss at it and they carry the entire team
When you don’t care if you suck at the game or not so you go in guns blazing.
this is beautiful
BRB.. my planet needs me.
This is so fucking funny
i just want a fucking sandwich
The comedian stopped at the fabric store on his way to a comedy gig. He was looking for new material
Tell him you’re excited to have his last name and then marry his brother
This is some Shakespeare level shade
The tols Vs. The smols
So what you’re saying is…in order to be a part of the dark side you must be above 6 feet tall?
You must be THIS tall to Join the Dark Side.
proof
now this makes so much sense
IT KEEPS CHECKING OUT
So, I had a sudden horrible thought and
*scREAMING*
Just tell him where to sign.
